LIFE AT THE BEACH
I live at the beach, and this sort of thing is going on all the time!
A few years ago, my musical alter-ego, El D'Rage (sounds like Elder Age), wrote about his - OK, my - upcoming retirement. Back then it was just a dream.
Now, the dream has come true. Through careful planning, I managed to get canned from my job at just the right time. So now I'm livin' in the Briar Patch.
If you have a moment to spare from your busy day, take a look at the video below and see if you don't spot a dream or two of your own!