Richard Eyer Smith's Excellent Adventures in Paradise


Sunday, September 30, 2012

RAGE OF THE AGE




Rage of the Age

Local rapper making name for self on Internet

By Fawn Porter
Mustang News
Thursday, May 25, 2006

It’s quite alright if you call him elderly because that’s his rap. Literally.

Mustang’s “El D’Rage” is 60 years old, but he’s not about to let that slow him down from his side career – creating and performing rap music.

Rich Smith said he’s on a mission to create rap music that transcends generations and that all people can listen to – without being offended.

“I was always interested in music and listened to rap and was turned off,” he said. “I thought I could do a lot better than that and I started doing it.”

A Minnesota native, El D’Rage said his music is about three things: a celebration of baby boomers and their parents, unwrapping the rappers and sharing life experiences accumulated through the years.

"Picking Cans"

“First, it’s a celebration of two proud generations – the aptly named ‘Greatest Generation’ and their notoriously funky kids, the Baby Boomers,” he said. “These two generations have experienced it all – the Great Depression, wars, peace, poverty, riches … and El D’Rage’s rap puts lyrics to their lives.”

Secondly, El D’Rage said his music is about “unwrapping the rappers” – a phrase meant to abandon certain aspects of modern rap music.

He said rap music originated as an “insightful drama of life in American ghettos,” but quickly became nothing more than violent, racist music geared toward making the artist money.

“It’s everything America shouldn’t stand for,” he said. “(Rap music) had denigrated into a foul-mouthed expression of all that is wrong with America. Much of it is racist, sexist, obscene, hateful and just plain wrong for our kids.
El D’Rage said rap’s modern take propagates the wrong message – crime pays, disrespect pays, being offensive pays and doing one’s worst will “reap the rewards of a nation growing too fat, too dumb and lazy to give a hoot.

His call is for parents to stand up and “do your job.”
Finally, through his raps, El D’Rage said he wants to take the life lessons of those over age 60, teaching future generations with them.

“Elder Rap is about teaching the three T’s – tent, twenties and thirties – about the values and experiences of their parents’ and grandparents’ generations,” he said. “I want to entertain them with things they like … but many (songs) have adult themes like life, death, loss, fun … you name it.”

"Wake Up!"

One of El D’Rage’s raps, “Sunday Morning,” compares spending a Sunday morning with a loved one to feeling the pain of loss. He said his inspiration came when he and his wife Cath – whose rapper name is Puppy Luv – were living in Puerto Rico. Having gone to Starbucks for coffee and spending the morning at the piers, El D’Rage said he saw a man at a nearby table whose eyes held the hollowness of having been with someone his entire life and recently found himself without that person.

“The look in his eyes … you could tell he’d never been alone like this before,” El D’Rage said. “I put those two concepts together … and if you listen to it there’s a bit of a twist.”

The rapper describes his music as, “what you’d like your grandfather to sound like … but not necessarily when you’re with him!”

“There are lots of messages, lots of moralizing and lots of reliving the good old days,” he said.

He also coins his rap as “Geritol for mature ears.”


El D’Rage’s debut CD “When We Were Kids,” completed last year with Puppy Luv singing backup, has received the “track of the week” three times on garageband.com for the singles “Warrior Nation,” “Time” and “Bingo Man.

Wednesday, September 26, 2012

MESMERIZING!


LIFE IS SUCH JOY!



For years, I've loved studying human behavior and the tools we have to modify it. 

In the 1980's, both Cath and I studied hypnosis as a way to help people stop smoking and control their weight. As our experience grew, we developed a successful hypnotherapy practice in upstate New York that had us not only helping lots of folks, but making a nice second income. 

As we've moved around the country we've continued practicing hypnotherapy along with a whole host of other life improvement techniques such a Emotional Freedom Technique (EFT) and Neuro Linguistic Programing (NLP), among others.

Now that I have more time on my hands, I'm refocusing on this passion of mine to help people discover the power of their own minds to create positive outcomes in their lives.

Cath and I are re-immersing ourselves in our Hypnosis Consulting practice.

Below are three videos: Stop Smoking, Weight Control and Phobia Cure - all parts of our practice.

Cath and I would love to answer your questions about hypnosis and discuss ways you can develop more control over your own life.

Get in touch!









Saturday, July 21, 2012

MY PINK SLIP

I'm going through a lot of transitions these days. I was asked to put some of my thoughts on paper. Here they are.

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He leaned against the railing, as if by moving an inch or two closer he could absorb more of the magnificent view. The Grand Pitons glowed orange and copper in the late afternoon sun, their reflections shimmering to touch the five-masted schooner of the Windjammer fleet. He breathed in the intense beauty and felt a peaceful calm that he'd not experienced before.

"Hey, buddy!" Three crewmen in faux-French Navy striped shirts with red berets approached. His reverie broken, he smiled a silent greeting and turned back to enjoy the glorious view.

The three continued towards him and the largest put a massive hand on his shoulder. "Hey, guys," he said. "I'm enjoying a silent moment here."

Without a word, the three grabbed him, hoisted him over the railing and heaved him into the clear, dark waters.

"Captain's orders!" one yelled.


He saw them walking back to the bow of the ship, chatting and laughing as if tossing guests overboard was an everyday occurrence.

The water felt warm to him and the salty taste was not unpleasant. The sloop was slowly moving away. His hollow cries for help skimmed across the waves and were pulled into the sea. He was alone.

Now, the boat perhaps two hundred yards away, he saw her standing at the stern. He waved his arms to her and saw her climb over the rail and leap into the sea.

They swam towards one another and he heard her voice. She sobbed, she cursed and she called out his name again and again - her chant of love these so many years.

He swam faster, so thrilled to be with her, so grateful for her laser-intense love; even here in the swirling dark waters.

He reached out to her and his joy was so great that he failed to notice as their fate bumped his left leg.

Just below the knee.

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A minister, a psychologist and a chiropractor walk into a bar.

The bartender brings their drinks and he says to the minister, "Rev, what's your take on the two tourists missing off St. Lucia?"

"I see the Holy Spirit at work here," he says, raising his beer to his lips. "We know from the Book of Jonah and the Twenty Third Psalm that no one is ever truly lost."


"And St. Lucia!" he continues. "St. Lucia is the Mother of Lost Travelers!"

So, now the bartender moves in front of the psychologist. "Doc," he goes. "What do you think about all this?"

"More to the point," he says, shifting his weight uncomfortably on the stool. "What do you think?"

With this, the chiropractor leans forward, turns to his companions and says, "I know what I think!"

"Oh? What do you think?" goes the bartender.

And the chiropractor goes, "I think: subluxation!"

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The two women passed each other on the beach, as they had for so many years, and stopped to chat. The one walking the tiny white dog spoke first.

"Hey. Have you seen the couple from the ninth floor?"

"The gringos that always hold hands?" the other asked. "No, now that you mention it, it's been a few weeks."


"Me either." The woman looked towards the little dog at her side. "Little Frieda here just adores the wife."

"Well, have a great day!"

The women waved and moved apart.

Neither noticed the tear that fell from the little dog's eye.


Monday, June 18, 2012

El D'Rage Rants


My musical alter-ego, El D'Rage the Elder Rapper, is a cantankerous old guy. Here's a link to the blog he wrote a few years back.

El D'Rage's Rants.

Thursday, May 31, 2012

El D'RAGE MEMORIAL DAY TRIBUTE

It's been quite a few years since I made the El D'Rage CD, When We Were Kids. The idea was, "rap is terrible - I sing terrible ... I should be a rapper."

I recorded the CD in Minnesota, did a few performances for seniors and church groups, then, as so often happens, I drifted off to other projects.

Here's a link to El D'Rage's YouTube page. As you can see, the most popular "Minit Rap" video, with more than 20,000 hits, is the one with the beautiful woman on it.

Here is the video of the most moving song on the CD, Warrior Nation, is a tribute to America's veterans and the people who love them.



Wednesday, May 9, 2012

EXPAT EXCELLENCE

expatriate The other day I received an invitation from the founder of Expat Blog, Julien Faliu, to write a post about the Expat Blog and how it relates to Puerto Rico. Well, his letter pretty much says it all about the Expat Blog, so here it is:

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Dear EFTinPR,
Driven by my passion for discovering new cultures, and myself being an expatriate for several years, I launched the Expat Blog project seven years ago. I wanted to gather all the expatriates' blogs throughout the world on a unique platform.

Expat blog is mostly aimed at sharing experiences of people living abroad. I have always thought that the real life and experience of expatriates could really help those people wishing to start a new life abroad.

I would like to thank you for registering your blog with the Expat Blog directory. I sincerely hope you've gotten a lot of regular visitors from the website and that it will keep going on that way!

I am getting in touch with you because we need a hand in announcing the launch of two functions which would greatly help expats and soon-to-be expatriates.

As a matter of fact, we just released two new sections dedicated to jobs and housing in Puerto Rico and we would be grateful if you would help us introduce these sections and the Expat Blog to your readers by mentioning them in an article.

Julien - expat-blog.com

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One more thing: I have to confess that I'm not all that great a blogger and I really don't blog that much - or well - about Puerto Rico and the Expat experience. 

Not to worry!

The hands-down best blog about Puerto Rico - heck, the best blog about anywhere! - is written by Robert Westmoreland. It's called Scurvy Dog's Puerto Rican Blog . . . Shipwrecked on the Isle of Paradise. His photography is stunning, his prose delightful and his love of rum admirable. Check it out!

Friday, April 27, 2012

THE MISSION: GRATITUDE



This morning I watched an inspiring ten minute TED Talk by Louie Schwartzberg. Perhaps you've already seen it, as it's reputed to be the most popular TED Talk on YouTube.


After watching this amazing video, I couldn't help but think how easy it is to have a sense of gratitude when you live on a beautiful tropical island like Puerto Rico.

Sadly, there are plenty of places on this Earth where it is a real challenge to muster a sense of wonder. In the Sudan, for instance, I suspect that life is just too hard to devote much energy to ferreting out beauty, wisdom or a sense of awe. Many places - Syria, Afghanistan, Congo - are torn by war, famine or disease. Billions of our brothers and sisters on this planet are just too busy surviving to be grateful for the wonderful gift we share: life.


So, here's my new life's mission. I will awaken each day, brew some excellent Puerto Rican coffee, step out onto my balcony, look out at the azure sea or the emerald-green mountains and give thanks for this terrific place we all call home.

I'll send gratitude up to the heavens on behalf of all of us. I'll do it for those you who have other things to tend to. I'll do it on behalf of the Somali woman barely able to feed her child. I'll do it for the Pashtun warlord,  the Tibetan dissident and the Brazilian favelados.

Wow! This is a big goal I've set for myself - being grateful for billions of people. 

Too big, actually.

I'm going to need your help.


Here's what I'm asking you to do. If you are one of the lucky ones like me - one of the people who gets to spend a few minutes each day expressing your gratitude for the gifts you've been given - then send me a note on this blog. Tell me what you're most grateful for, what delightful gifts you've received, what makes your day so enticing.

Inspire me.

Knock me out with your gratitude.

Make me look like the Grinch of gratitude.

I dare you!




"Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving."
Kahlil Gibran